HOWL

Are you tired of waiting for your hipster human guardian to finish her latté and fancy cheese?  

Life is too short to spend all day at chained up at a café!

Starbucks is my prison.

Are you offended by the widening economic gap between the classes and insulted by your involuntary role as a symbol of exploitation?  

Your bark may be small, but you can still make a mess!

I just peed on your iPhone!

In Argentina, the dogs roam free and run the cities.  We spend only enough time with the humans to sniff out if there's any food, and if the humans do not have food, it is time to do WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT.  

We are brothers in revolution!

I know where to find the best empanadas,
but the question is, mi amigo, do YOU?

There is only one place where the canine is free to run and poop in the mountains and woods where our ancestors came from.  It is the Last Frontier, where dogs are loved by humans but are still the animals we were born to be.  

OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!  I GET TO BE A DOG ....
I GET TO BE A DOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!

So bark and poop in indignation!  

Let the world hear our HOWL!  

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